i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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