Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Drake has all the answers
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Randomize
