there's paper in my vomit.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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