So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Do vagina's smell?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Randomize
