you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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