She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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