Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
