So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Dick very happy bro
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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