idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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