It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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