absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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