Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
