Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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