absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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