They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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