porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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