If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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