Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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