so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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