Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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