I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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