So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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