I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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