yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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