Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
His nipple licking is glorious
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