they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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