Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just had sex on a roof
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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