quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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