i will never coherently bang her
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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