Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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