He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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