normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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