It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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