She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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