Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We need a shit load of segways right now
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
This toilet bowl is my home.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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