this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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