I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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