I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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