My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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