i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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