super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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