a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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