Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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