we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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