I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Randomize
