Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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