yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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