sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
