I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You dont lie about slip and slides
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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