She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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