Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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