youre lurking in front of me
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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